The Daft of Plaque...
From "Top Hat Cat's Club"
The daft of plaque was made of sack
And neither can I nor No
So up was 7 in 11th heaven
As Lucifer lactosed low
Descend O’Perils pacifistic
And never treat truth as a tramp
The Bull was clever, so never a heifer
Could cadge him the crouch of a cramp
Inverted in fructose, he dallied do-lally
And mucked-out the practice of kelp
The future is past, lend my a lap
And I shall mimaise of myself.
And neither can I nor No
So up was 7 in 11th heaven
As Lucifer lactosed low
Descend O’Perils pacifistic
And never treat truth as a tramp
The Bull was clever, so never a heifer
Could cadge him the crouch of a cramp
Inverted in fructose, he dallied do-lally
And mucked-out the practice of kelp
The future is past, lend my a lap
And I shall mimaise of myself.